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Post by epikwonder on Oct 12, 2009 18:05:05 GMT -6
Extremely Wrong Answers to Obvious Questions...
As the title says, it's basically a game where you state a question, and then reply to it with a very interesting [or totally weird] response.
Here's an example:
Person 1: Why do birds fly?
Person 2: Because I filled them up with helium.
And so on... Fun, right?
So, I'll start.
How do our hearts beat?
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takiko
Toddler
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Post by takiko on Oct 18, 2009 3:19:05 GMT -6
The hearts want to get out because they believe humans are evil so they try to jump and escape out of the humans' body.
Why is water wet?
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Post by KiaMii on Oct 18, 2009 13:21:11 GMT -6
Because Wrighty screamed "EWWWWW" and hurt the water's feelings.
Why is there music?
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Paradichlorobenzene
Goddess of Light
[ico2(4)]
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[0:And *POOF*.]
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Post by Paradichlorobenzene on Oct 23, 2009 7:54:34 GMT -6
Because someone decided that trying to kill people through the use of sound was an interesting idea.
Why do rabbits have stubby tails?
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Post by KiaMii on Oct 23, 2009 16:04:44 GMT -6
Because they once had long fluffy and thick tails but a man decided to chop them off and shorten them (:
Why do people want pigs to fly so much?
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!Wolfo.x;;
Goddess Of Darkness
[ico0(5)]Anthropologist in the Making
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Lucifer
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Luke
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Myzx
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Imha
"Shut up and shag me"[D3v:HazeOfMasquerade][0:Raping the neighbors][1:Feasting on Small Children]
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Post by !Wolfo.x;; on Nov 8, 2009 20:31:56 GMT -6
Because then the vegetarians are happy cause people can't kill pigs in the sky.
Why do dogs bark?
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Post by epikwonder on Nov 23, 2009 17:55:34 GMT -6
Because the creator of dogs sneezed when he was putting in the voice box of a dog and messed it up.
Where do pepperonies come from?
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Paradichlorobenzene
Goddess of Light
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Post by Paradichlorobenzene on Dec 5, 2009 8:59:24 GMT -6
Why, they come from pepper trees, of course!  Why are the ice caps melting? |
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Post by epikwonder on Dec 6, 2009 19:24:06 GMT -6
Because Kia thought they were ice cream and she has icecreamphobia, so she took out a large hairdryer and... well there you go.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by KiaMii on Dec 12, 2009 12:48:55 GMT -6
Wrighty was unsastisfied with it being green like the ground so she grabbed a blue paintbrush and painted the sky.
What is the REAL difference between Country and Pop?
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Larentia
Childhood
[ico4(5)]Teen Drama Ruler
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Post by Larentia on Dec 27, 2009 21:16:36 GMT -6
The real difference is that there is no difference between country and pop - its all one big illusion, a perception! They are the same but perceived differently. Its all part of a conspiracy to convert the masses - to what, I don't know . . .
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